Dirty Text Messages

hey sweetie, remember Jeni?  I just bumped into her in kmart, she says hi.  i invited her for coffee tomorrow… remember how we used 2 play? wink fantasy wink fantasy!!!

u make me horny - everytime i c u - ur like OMG!!!  f only u knew how u make me feel!!!

I want to touch u & play with u…

I found the cd asshole… you were naked and with my sister!!!! FUCK YOU

I know what u did with suzan, did u think i was THAT stupid?????? Oh well I saw eric the other day looking hot! we had drinks, remember when i said i was at my mom? I was fucking eric!!!

Dear Santa, i have been a naughty girl very very naughty! r u goin to put me on your knees and spank my tushy Santa? xXx

That curry was crap cant stop farting man!

sex, drugs, rock & rave
lets get smashed and misbehave
on speed and weed and little e’s
lets get fucked and talk to trees
life is life and then you die
so fuck ‘em all and lets get high!

A banana and a vibrator sitting on a bedside table. Banana says to vibrator ‘I don’t know why you’re shaking, she’s gonna fucking EAT me!

Want 2 play war?
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I’ll lay down and u can blow the fuck out of me!

you look good,
you look fine,
on the top or 69,
feel the sweat,
feel the heat,
i want you and you want me