Sex is like Mathematics
Thursday, July 31st, 2008sex Is Like a Mathematics Test . . ! Me Plus u . . . Subtract The Clothes . . . Plus The bed . . . Divide The Legs…Multiply The orgasms . . . Fancy a Mathematics Test . . ?
Archive for July, 2008
Wanna Talk Dirty
Wednesday, July 30th, 2008Wanna talk dirty, wanna talk fine…fuck the talking and let’s do it 69!
Sex is a Sensation
Tuesday, July 29th, 2008Sex is a sensation caused by temptation,when a man puts his location in a woman’s destination, do U understand the explination or would U like a demonstration!
I Love You
Monday, July 28th, 2008I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. [...]
Roses are Red
Sunday, July 27th, 2008Roses are red, Pickles are green. I love your legs [...]
Humpty Dumpty
Saturday, July 26th, 2008Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew [...]
A Peach is a Peach
Friday, July 25th, 2008A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, A kiss ain’t a [...]
If I Was
Thursday, July 24th, 2008if i was a flower would u pick me,
if i was lolly would u lick me,
if i was a sweetie would u suck me
and if i asked nicely would u fuck me!!!
I am a Little Girl
Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008I am a little girl
I have a little thing
when I go to bed
I put my finger in
now I am much older
my thing has lost its charm
now it takes 5 fingers
and half my fucking arm!
Mary had a Little Lamb
Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008Mary had a little lamb, she called it little Ralph,
but now he’s burning in a field because of Foot & Mouth!