I Like
Monday, July 21st, 2008i like ur style…i like ur class..but most of all i like ur ass!
Archive for July, 2008
If You Cry I Cry
Sunday, July 20th, 2008If u cry,I cry..If u laugh,I laugh..If ur happy,I am too..If ur sad,I am too..if ur horny,call me!
God Created the World
Saturday, July 19th, 2008God created world in SIX days…but it took him centuries..to come up with someone..as HOT..as SEXY…as FUCKABLE…as YOU!
I Love My Toothbrush
Friday, July 18th, 2008I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh
and creates a foamy liquid as it thrust’s
in and out
up and down
cant wait till next time..
GOD i love my toothbrush!
Old Man and the Jar
Thursday, July 17th, 2008An old man wanted to get his young wife pregnant so they went to the doctor. He gave the old man a specimen cup and told him to fill it. The old man came back the next day with an empty cup with the lid screwed on tight. The doctor asked what happened. The old [...]
German Virgin
Wednesday, July 16th, 2008What is the German word for Virgin? … Goodantight.
Pancakes for Breakfast
Tuesday, July 15th, 2008Little Timmy had a bad swearing problem. His mother thought striking a child was bad but the therapist said in some cases it was necessary. The next morning Timmy came down for breakfast and his mom asked him what he wanted. He said give me some fucking pancakes. His mom smacked him in the head [...]