Jeni says hi!
Tuesday, January 13th, 2009hey sweetie, remember Jeni? I just bumped into her in kmart, she says hi. i invited her for coffee tomorrow… remember how we used 2 play? wink fantasy wink fantasy!!!
Archive for the 'Dirty Text Messages' Category
Fuck you!
Saturday, January 3rd, 2009I found the cd asshole… you were naked and with my sister!!!! FUCK YOU
Hi Sweetie!
Wednesday, December 31st, 2008I know what u did with suzan, did u think i was THAT stupid?????? Oh well I saw eric the other day looking hot! we had drinks, remember when i said i was at my mom? I was fucking eric!!!
I am a naughty girl Santa!
Tuesday, December 23rd, 2008Dear Santa, i have been a naughty girl very very naughty! r u goin to put me on your knees and spank my tushy Santa? xXx
Let’s Get High
Sunday, August 24th, 2008sex, drugs, rock & rave
lets get smashed and misbehave
on speed and weed and little e’s
lets get fucked and talk to trees
life is life and then you die
so fuck ‘em all and lets get high!
A Banana and Vibrator
Wednesday, August 20th, 2008A banana and a vibrator sitting on a bedside table. Banana says to vibrator ‘I don’t know why you’re shaking, she’s gonna fucking EAT me!
Playing War
Tuesday, August 19th, 2008Want 2 play war?
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I’ll lay down and u can blow the fuck out of me!
You Look Good
Monday, August 18th, 2008you look good,
you look fine,
on the top or 69,
feel the sweat,
feel the heat,
i want you and you want me
Gay Man with Huge Dick
Sunday, August 17th, 2008What do you call a gay man with a huge dick? A pain in the ass.
Horse Loving Girl
Saturday, August 16th, 2008How do you get a girl that loves horses to suck your dick? … Cover it with ranch dressing.