Cant stop farting!
Monday, December 22nd, 2008That curry was crap cant stop farting man!
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Let’s Get High
Sunday, August 24th, 2008sex, drugs, rock & rave
lets get smashed and misbehave
on speed and weed and little e’s
lets get fucked and talk to trees
life is life and then you die
so fuck ‘em all and lets get high!
A Banana and Vibrator
Wednesday, August 20th, 2008A banana and a vibrator sitting on a bedside table. Banana says to vibrator ‘I don’t know why you’re shaking, she’s gonna fucking EAT me!
Gay Man with Huge Dick
Sunday, August 17th, 2008What do you call a gay man with a huge dick? A pain in the ass.
Horse Loving Girl
Saturday, August 16th, 2008How do you get a girl that loves horses to suck your dick? … Cover it with ranch dressing.
A Friend is like a Condom
Friday, August 15th, 2008A good friend is like a condom…always there when things are hard.
Restraining Order
Thursday, August 14th, 2008Some people believe that watching the stars and following their every move can help you understand the future, all it got me was a fucking restraining order.
Great Meal
Wednesday, August 13th, 2008What does it mean when you come home to a great meal, lots of love, and great sex?… You’re in the wrong damned house.
Tourettes Syndrome
Tuesday, August 12th, 2008I grew up thinking my dad had Tourette’s syndrome. Years later I found out he just thought I was a fucking cunt.
Get in Line
Monday, August 11th, 2008A man was digging in his garden when he saw a long line of people walking behind a funeral procession with two hearses at the head of it. One man walked at the head of the proceedings with a pit bull on a leash. Curious, the gardener got up and joined the line behind the [...]