Fuck you!
Saturday, January 3rd, 2009I found the cd asshole… you were naked and with my sister!!!! FUCK YOU
Archive for the 'Rude Dirty Text Messages' Category
A Banana and Vibrator
Wednesday, August 20th, 2008A banana and a vibrator sitting on a bedside table. Banana says to vibrator ‘I don’t know why you’re shaking, she’s gonna fucking EAT me!
Playing War
Tuesday, August 19th, 2008Want 2 play war?
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I’ll lay down and u can blow the fuck out of me!
Gay Man with Huge Dick
Sunday, August 17th, 2008What do you call a gay man with a huge dick? A pain in the ass.
Horse Loving Girl
Saturday, August 16th, 2008How do you get a girl that loves horses to suck your dick? … Cover it with ranch dressing.
A Friend is like a Condom
Friday, August 15th, 2008A good friend is like a condom…always there when things are hard.
Great Meal
Wednesday, August 13th, 2008What does it mean when you come home to a great meal, lots of love, and great sex?… You’re in the wrong damned house.
Vacation to Jamaica
Saturday, August 9th, 2008A woman went on vacation to Jamaica. She met a hot black man and made passionate love to him every night. Finally before she left she asked him his name. He replied, ‘Snow’. When she laughed he got offended. She said, “No, I wasn’t making fun of your name, but my husband is going to [...]
What Eve said to Adam?
Friday, August 8th, 2008A nun asked her students what Eve said to Adam when they met. One student looked up and said ‘Wow, that’s a hard one.” The nun smiled and said, that’s correct.
Getting Too Fat
Tuesday, August 5th, 2008 What do you do if your woman gets too fat?
Start her to walking 3 miles every morning, and 3 miles every night, by the end of the day the fat bitch will be 6 miles away!