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A woman enters a bar and asks for two martinis. The bartender gives her the drinks and she guzzles one down and procedes to pour the other down her pants. The bartender watches her curiously and then asked her why she did it. The woman replied, “I won the Lottery, and this is the only [...]
Hickery dickery doc some bitch was gobbling my cock, the slut tangled her hair and was dangling there but first she swallowed the lot.
A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, A kiss ain’t a [...]
If u cry,I cry..If u laugh,I laugh..If ur happy,I am too..If ur sad,I am too..if ur horny,call me!
What is the German word for Virgin? … Goodantight.