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A Peach is a Peach

Friday, July 25th, 2008

A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, A kiss ain’t a [...]

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If I Was

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

if i was a flower would u pick me,
if i was lolly would u lick me,
if i was a sweetie would u suck me
and if i asked nicely would u fuck me!!!

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I am a Little Girl

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

I am a little girl
I have a little thing
when I go to bed
I put my finger in
now I am much older
my thing has lost its charm
now it takes 5 fingers
and half my fucking arm!

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I Like

Monday, July 21st, 2008

i like ur style…i like ur class..but most of all i like ur ass!

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If You Cry I Cry

Sunday, July 20th, 2008

If u cry,I cry..If u laugh,I laugh..If ur happy,I am too..If ur sad,I am too..if ur horny,call me!

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God Created the World

Saturday, July 19th, 2008

God created world in SIX days…but it took him centuries..to come up with someone..as HOT..as SEXY…as FUCKABLE…as YOU!

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I Love My Toothbrush

Friday, July 18th, 2008

I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh
and creates a foamy liquid as it thrust’s
in and out
up and down
cant wait till next time..
GOD i love my toothbrush!

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