A man was digging in his garden when he saw a long line of people walking behind a funeral procession with two hearses at the head of it. One man walked at the head of the proceedings with a pit bull on a leash. Curious, the gardener got up and joined the line behind the man with the dog and asked who was being buried. The man with the dog replied “that’s my wife.” “I’m so sorry,” said the gardener, “Who is in the other hearse?” The man with the dog replied “That’s my MIL” “Wow,” said the gardener, “What happened?” the man with the dog looked down and said “Dog bit them.” The gardener looked shocked, then thought for a second and said, “Can I borrow the dog?” the man looked at the followers behind him and said, “Get in line.”
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