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An old man was fishing with his grandson and the boy looked up at him and said, “Grandpa, how come you have such a small head?” the old man looked down at the unusual question and said, “Well, son, you see I was fishing one day and caught a mermaid. She said she would grant me one wish, what I wanted. I told her ‘a little head’”.

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  1. An old man was fishing with his grandson and the boy looked up at him and said, “Grandpa, how come you have such a small head?” the old man looked down at the unusual question and said, “Well, son, you see I was fishing one day and caught a mermaid. She said she would grant me one wish, what I wanted. I told her ‘a little head’

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