Dirty Text Messages

A woman enters a bar and asks for two martinis. The bartender gives her the drinks and she guzzles one down and procedes to pour the other down her pants. The bartender watches her curiously and then asked her why she did it. The woman replied, “I won the Lottery, and this is the only cunt I’m sharing with.”

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