Sodomy Fairy
August 7th, 2008It’s great being a kid.. the tooth fairy brings you money for losing a tooth, the Christmas fairy brings you a present for being good, and the sodomy fairy brings you a new Xbox for not telling mommy!
What Comes After 69?
August 6th, 2008A math teacher in a GED class asked his class what comes after 69? A brightly dressed woman in the rear raised her hand and said “You wash your hands and rinse your mouth, duh.”
Getting Too Fat
August 5th, 2008What do you do if your woman gets too fat?
Start her to walking 3 miles every morning, and 3 miles every night, by the end of the day the fat bitch will be 6 miles away!
The Wrinkles
August 4th, 2008What is the one thing that will always come out of a cock?… The wrinkles
Two Martinis
August 3rd, 2008A woman enters a bar and asks for two martinis. The bartender gives her the drinks and she guzzles one down and procedes to pour the other down her pants. The bartender watches her curiously and then asked her why she did it. The woman replied, “I won the Lottery, and this is the only cunt I’m sharing with.”
Best Stock Investments
August 2nd, 2008The best stock investments you can make are condom companies. They are bound to go up eventually.
Hickery Dickery Dock
August 1st, 2008Hickery dickery doc some bitch was gobbling my cock, the slut tangled her hair and was dangling there but first she swallowed the lot.
Sex is like Mathematics
July 31st, 2008sex Is Like a Mathematics Test . . ! Me Plus u . . . Subtract The Clothes . . . Plus The bed . . . Divide The Legs…Multiply The orgasms . . . Fancy a Mathematics Test . . ?
Wanna Talk Dirty
July 30th, 2008Wanna talk dirty, wanna talk fine…fuck the talking and let’s do it 69!
Sex is a Sensation
July 29th, 2008Sex is a sensation caused by temptation,when a man puts his location in a woman’s destination, do U understand the explination or would U like a demonstration!