Dirty Text Messages

I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed.

Roses are red, Pickles are green. I love your legs and whats in between.

Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor. All the kings horses & all the kings men, laid the slut down & fucked her again!

A peach is a peach, A plum is a plum, A kiss ain’t a kiss, without some tongue. So open up your mouth, and close your eyes, and give your tounge Some exercise!

if i was a flower would u pick me,
if i was lolly would u lick me,
if i was a sweetie would u suck me
and if i asked nicely would u fuck me!!!

I am a little girl
I have a little thing
when I go to bed
I put my finger in
now I am much older
my thing has lost its charm
now it takes 5 fingers
and half my fucking arm!

Mary had a little lamb, she called it little Ralph,
but now he’s burning in a field because of Foot & Mouth!

i like ur style…i like ur class..but most of all i like ur ass!

If u cry,I cry..If u laugh,I laugh..If ur happy,I am too..If ur sad,I am too..if ur horny,call me!

God created world in SIX days…but it took him centuries..to come up with someone..as HOT..as SEXY…as FUCKABLE…as YOU!